gentlemen and ladies we're going to a show the gents said let's skip the disco go back to my place and do the no-no that's how I came into this world so many years ago
now it's one damn thing after another and if it ain't one you can bet it's the other a big fat fly in the butter oh brother
so don't drink a drink that ain't got bubbles don't trust boots that ain't seen puddles or a man that ain't seen trouble get it with your noggin get it with your knuckles
in my dream we're sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N apostrophe i show mine to you you show yours to me long as there's you and I there'll be a we
she said you're my pet rock I name you Slim boys he's with me don't you mess with him when the moon is high and the lights are dim I'll take you to the lake give you a big fat skip
up every morning before the sun rose pirates' teeth for dominoes jump rope with a fire hose 'cause it ain't over the rainbow it's under your nose
well don't look now but it's 3:55 we got time for one more dance floor swan dive this is the penultimate hand jive now come on baby look alive
if i had three wishes I'd wish for Lamborghini and every night veal scallopini a mean body guard named Bikini and a bottle of three-wish-genies
in the upper deck they say hey batter batter down on the diamond they say what's the matter? bird shit on the dugout goes pitter patter the coach is getting older the players getting fatter
some say sooner and some say later the earth will split right down the equator and we'll meet and greet the Great Creator played by Christian Slater
mirror mirror cut us some slack whatever we did we take it back we don't know jack we're still getting the knack
mile by mile meter by meter one step ahead of the Purple People Eater when I'm finally there I'll share a margarita with all earthly creatures